Friday, June 15, 2007

A plea for help...

What the hell is wrong with the world today? All these new fads today, making shit that isn't cool seem cool. I'll start off with Gangsters, oh no, we idolize a bunch of idiots who are too fucking stupid and can't pass the 8th grade English, and they sing about shooting people. I guarantee 90% of the people who say they have shot someone have never fired a gun in real life, so killing people is cool eh? Doesn't seem like it makes much sense.
Next I'll talk about the "Emo" culture. All these little faggot ass twig kids are running around painting there nails black and saying how everyone is such a conformist, hey guess what you god damn morons, YOUR A CONFORMIST. Emo is one of the most popular styles these days, so yea you pretty much are following the other kids who decided to become flaming homosexuals.
The next thing I'm gona talk about is probably the life style that pisses me off the most. Goths/Punks, I'm placing them in the same category because there both annoying and loser-ish.
The biggest problem I have with punks and goths are that they hang around outside malls and movie theaters doing stupid things trying to be annoying and cool. Hey guess what you fags, hanging outside a mall in the middle of the day isn't cool, go do something productive with your life.
I guess people could say that I'm to mean and that I need to not let it bother me, well screw you. When I see these types of kids hanging around, it honestly makes me mad and I want to kick the living shit out of each and every one of them, but that would be to nice of a thing to do to them. I say us "normal" people need to cure our towns and schools of this "infection" on the world. All three of these types of people need to be tied up and beaten until they realize what idiots they look like. Ohwell I won't be doing anything about this myself, but if you are in one of those 3 categories, guess what go to hell, I don't give to shits if you have a problem with what I'm saying, get a life you morons.

Monday, June 11, 2007

To all my super hero brothers!

This post is going out all my Super Hero Brothers! Moltar, Akhmed, The Somalian Assasin, Zomgzman, Batguy and Andromache. And everyone else who hasn't been named.
This group is designated to kicking ass, and just being plain out 1337 (Leet for you nubs).
The group started on a hot summer day playing football at lunch when I, Zoltak pulled my shirt over my head and started challenging people to combat me, then Moltar accepted the challenge, and so began the brigade of super hero's that we are!

Saturday, June 9, 2007

What is the meaning of life.

What is the meaning of life? A question man has pondered for many years, centuries even. But what is the real meaning of life.
The answer, is 42 (most of you should get that joke. If not, leave this blog now).
But what is the real meaning of life, well in my opinion there is no "meaning" of life or what we think the meaning should be. To me life is all about having fun, living, loving and laughing with your friends and having a good time. Sure people are gonna do bad things to you every now and again, and you should handle those how you see fit (in my case its fighting, but thats not for everyone). I don't think the whole live life being nice and doing good things for everyone even if they are bad to you comes into play with the meaning of life. To mean if someone does something wrong to me I'm going to do something equally as wrong to them, the eye for an eye method of doing things. Sure I let stuff slide every now and again but most of the time you should not let people push you around.
Really what I'm trying to say is be yourself and live how you want to live, don't let any "rules of living" keep you from having fun. I mean that in limited way, don't go killing lads and lasses just to have a bit of fun. Have fun within legal status, and do things that won't hurt other people, unless of course its sports then have as much fun wailing on people as you like.
Well I guess I did just pretty much explain what I think life is all about, and I'm pretty sure that it is pretty much a "meaning" of life, I guess I just put in my two cents on how you should live your life.

Their are two types of people in the world Those who succeed, and those who give up.

Ian.

Top 5 People I want to fight!

Wow, its been a while since my last post. But have no fear I'm back in action!
People may think this to be a pretty cruel topic to write about, but its something I want to get off my chest, so here we go!

Number 5: The zoom zoom kid.
Reasoning: I have no idea why I do not like this kid, but ever since those retarded commercials started airing, I have hated that kids voice and wanted to fight him!
Chance of winning the fight: 83%

Number 4:The entire MCR(My Chemical Romance)band.
Reasoning: I hate the band, there a disgrace to music and I do not like their style or anything about them, seems like a pretty good reason to want to fight them, I don't care how many of them they are, I don't think they will be able to beat me with their tight pants and long hair.
Chance of winning the fight: 30%

Number 3: Derek Boogaard.
Reasoning: The dude is huge, and when you want to test how strong you are find the biggest, baddest looking person you can think of. The dude is one of the biggest players in the NHL at 6'7 and 270 lbs, the dude is a monster and has most frequently put his mark on the NHL by breaking Todd Fedoruk's face. This man is one of my favorite fighters in the NHL and I want to fight him, just so I can say at parties "Yea, well I have fought Derek Boogaard!"
Chance of winning the fight: -93%

Number 2: Dylan McNabb.
Reasoning: This was sort of a request, I was thinking of putting him on there but being my cousin and all I didn't think it was right to put him on here but he asked so. Dylan is a blue belt in judo, and a all around tough guy. This is the one fight on here that might happen if we decide to fight for fun, in a hockey style slug fest. That fight won't be happening till my concussion, broken nose and bruised neck go away.
Chance of winning the fight: 50% (seems like a fair fight!)

And coming in at number 1, you may not have expected this one, but here it is.
Number 1: Who ever the hell is reading this.
Reasoning: The reason I want to fight you is because your reading my blog, and you wanted to see if you were the top 5 list of people I wanted to fight, so here you are!
Chance of winning the fight: 100%! (unless Derek Boogaard is reading this!)

So enjoy the list and if I get enough comments I will make a top 10, and if you want to fight me, leave a comment about it, and I will fight you, that is no lie!

Keep your feet on the ground!
Ian.